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how i met your mother 5.sezon 4.bölümünde konu edilen, kendisiyle seks yapmaktan ziyade kalacak bir yer bulabilmek için kadınlar tarafından kullanılan erkeğe denir.

ukteci: imagination of a psychopath
(fani, 07.11.2009 12:50)
@4156281
barney stinson versiyonu;

it was the night before new years
and the weather grew mean
ıt was three in the morning
and i was stranded in queens!

the tavern grew empty
the gaslights grew dim
the horse-drawn carriages
were all but snowed in.

last call was approaching
and my fortunes looked bleak
then i turned to my left
and stifled a shriek.

she had a peach fuzz beard
and weighed sixteen stone
she gobbled up hot wings
and swallowed the bones.

i muffled a scream
and threw up in my mouth
i asked, “where do you live?”
and she said, “one block south.”

i swallowed my pride
and six shots of whiskey
and prayed to the gods
that she wasn’t too frisky

back in her cave
she prepared us a snack
‘neath her mighty hooves
the floorboards did crack.

but when she returned
she found a sound sleeper
and thus she became
the sexless innkeeper.

ted mosby versiyonu;

it was the night before this one
i had hours to kill
i sat in the tavern
grading parchments with quill

a busty young lassie
flashed me a grin
her garb said classy
but her eyes whispered sin

she said, “you’re a teacher?”
i said, “yes indeed.”
“i must have you,” she moaned.
“i’m turned on by tweed!”

with haste we did scamper
to my chamber anon
fell to the couch
and, bro, it was on.

i unlaced her bodice
our passions grew deeper
and thus ends the tale
of the sexless innkeeper.
(merdaneli çamaşır makinesi, 07.11.2009 12:55 ~ 13:05)
@4156288
garip ama türkçeye mala vuramayan hancı olarak çevrilmiştir.
(la fragola dolce, 07.11.2009 12:55 ~ 12:55)
@4156290
avucunu yalayan hancı olarak çevirisini gördüm bende mantıklı olmuş aslında,ayrıca barney in hikayesinde geçen bıyıklı kız;bildiğin çember sakallı bir herif.
(bir yaz gecesi ruyası, 07.11.2009 13:11)
@4156323
dişiler erkekleri kullanır, onların işi bu. erkekler de dişileri yatağa atma hevesindedir, işimiz bu. herkes ekmeğinin peşinde bir yerde. iki tarafa da kızamıyorum, kimseyi ayıplayamıyorum, sexless innkeeper olmak ayıp değil. bu sadece kader.
(azureel, 08.11.2009 22:42)
@4161565

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